Our worst was Bella when she was just a pup/adolescent - we took a cottage holiday on a farm, not a problem Bella is bombproof with cattle (it was a suckler herd beef farm) They had neglected to tell us they had a free range flock of geese - Oh my Lord !!!! we pulled up in the car and opened the door to let Bela out - talk about ...

I'm talking about the early days with old Omar - Dr Zhivago. So do you want Oliver Tobias on a time share basis?

Hi I use Benzyl Benzoate on my horse's tail when he starts rubbing it and it works a treat. I believe it has to be left on but unsure, I leave it on for my horse as I know he can't lick it off his tail. You can get it from a chemist (I get mine from my local chemist), they may have to order it in (which should be quick), it's ...

a lovely welcome everytime, wubba kong toy or something in the mouth.....can someone answer why dogs bring you things when you come home, are they gifts? id love to know.....

yes, im still telling the story years later too! i still wince at the thought....not to mention my early 'jogger' days.....crikey jacks who'd have em..... the Lab incident well the neighbours were friends, two big detached houses in the countryside, so i guess Molly thought it was home from home just different bubble bath!

I have to crate Toby Snr if I am alone in the house and a meter reader or such likes comes to the door, he likes to 'protect' if Mr J is awol.

Omar is deffo my mum's territory!! (I don't understand Bridge anyway..) but Oliver Tobias....now you're talking!

A young Oliver Reed is acceptable, but if we are time travelling what about Omar Sharif Oliver Tobias

but all those 'oldies' in their heydays, serious wow factor for me. Have you seen Ollie Read in his thirties? Blimey.... Honest young lady. Tellin' the truth. Gawd bless yer.

My advice would be to shut him away. If that works why do anything else.

11 is middle aged for JRTs isn't it? who has the oldest dog on here?

Thank goodness the parents were sensible and didn't start screaming for Harvey's demise! Bet they tell the story frequently though! How did the lab manage to get into the neighbour's house? I can just picture the scene - labs have an affinity for water don't they!

Stumpy doesn't do very much, he waits for me to go upstairs and peel him off the bed, then he gets excited and walks to me sort of bum first, a bit like a crab, it's really funny.

does anyone have problems with their dogs being a bit nippy with workmen? not biting just pulling at trouser leg bottoms, any advice.....Harvey is only 11 years old!!!! is it too late? and i still have to shut him away with certain types of men...

current day movie men....Brad Pitt. There. I've said it! :-))

Joey, Joey, Joey - they are all too old for you. You want someone with a bit of a spring in their step! I think you are taking the mick! Martha - smart move with the Fry time share. I will of course release Alan and Bill for the purposes of recordings of QI

Who do you want to ogle other than the Fogle. Answer the question woman!

My jacks dont react to thunder or fireworks thankfully, just everything else!! barking at the sky.....thats so sweet!

Sorry, how could I forget... Humphrey Bogart. :-))

OH Joeydee you do make me giggle !!!!! ...lol

Sorry Fi, I would have.... Pack of course :-)), Fogley-ogley, young Sean Connery, Eric Cantona, young Oliver Read - wow!, Lewis Collins in his professional days....there's a few to be going on with. So to speak.

ooooh embarrassing stories here's two: My Harvey, when he was about 3 years old, we went to Iona island and had a picnic in the grounds of the church, not a soul around, a tourist child about 12 came hurtling across an embankment running an inch pass us and our dogs on leads (unbelievable cause he could have run anywhere in the gardens but you know what little boys are like) ...

ok, payback time for you llama lovers...(this is such fun) Ian llama, Jasper llama. I'd give Alan Davies llama status, maybe a quarter camel in there...hmmmm Alastair Mcthingy, llama crossed with pony. Bill Bailey, ok can't llama him probably...could look at other species but don't want to be over-cruel on a Friday night. Carlyle and the Hamster, llama goat hybirds. Pygmy versions. How about that? I am running for cover as we speak.................:-D) If I ever accidentally upset ...

The storm is passing over now, and I can see a starry sky behind it, so tomorrow should be lovely Kate. The children have only just come in from the garden, they play guess the colour of the lightening, apparently according to her ladyship it's a girlie storm because most of the lightening was pink !!!! I ask you what am I raising here !!

I'm happy to have him Monday thru Wednesday Fiona, if you have him Thursday thru Saturday, that way he can record another episode of QI on Sundays...lol

Who are the llamas in my list other than Jasper and Ian? And who else would you have beside Pack and Ben?

Is that a harem or a llama rescue centre? sorry, couldn't resist...I have been naughty today. I'll be punished tomorrow. :-D)

My male harem: Robert Carlyle The Hamster Jasper Carrot Ian Hislop Bill Bailey Alan Davies Alistair McGowan and of course, it would have to be the same island as Martha so I could have a share in Stephen Fry Hmm think there's a bit of a theme going on her - a girl needs to laugh!

Squeeze? Suppose a bit of a Heimlich manouvre, just to check he's up to scratch. When he's not looking. snap. :-)) ooops! Martha this is just me mouthing off on a Friday evening!! Each to their own of course..Hee-heee.

Oh Stephen Fry ! I adore him in QI and admit that I quite like Alan Davies in it too ! love Kate x