Do you view your dog as a child?
Does your dog sleep in your bed?
Would you want your dog as your only companion if deserted on an island?
Do you give your dog a holiday or birthday presents?
Do you talk to your dog on the phone or through the answering machine?
Do you sometimes dress your dog?
Do you often sign letters or cards from you and your dog?
Do you consider yourself as mum or dad to your dog?